Friday, September 9, 2016

Jef Knows Nothing Episode 006 - (NSFW) An Astronaut's Worst Day

(EXCESSIVE SWEARING) If there's a way to make kangaroos, astronauts, and peacocks completely offensive to everyone, we may have done it in this episode. This episode was almost not published, because of how stupid and offensive it is. Consider yourself warned. As always, support Jef Knows Nothing by sending me questions at

Monday, August 22, 2016

Jef Knows Nothing - 005 This is how you upload a podcast so shut up

So last week my dad showed signs of possibly knowing something so I deleted as much of that episode as I could. Don't worry, I kept the part where he sounds like a lunatic and tacked it on the end of this episode. This week I confront my dad with facts and and all new question to show just how nothing he does. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly just feel the shame I feel each day. Send questions to

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Jef Knows Nothing!! - 004 Take That! (please don't say shut up this week)

This week my Dad tries to turn the tables by asking me the questions but still takes plenty of time to prove he knows nothing, although even I have to admit for a minute there he ALMOST had me fooled. Good news, everyone! This weeks episode marks a triumphant return to our under 20 minute format! What will you do with those 8 minutes you didn't have last week thanks to us? Send questions to

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Episode 003 - You're Old, Just Sit Down And Shut Up Already

This week is a super long episode with a bonus 10 minutes because my dad had many millennials to complain about, did a lightning round, performance "art", and I dropped a bomb that made my dad's brain explode. Sometimes, you just can't do all that in 15 minutes. Please remember to support the show by sending in your questions to

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Episode 002 - Clucking Shut Up Already

This week my dad tackles questions of height, what's in the jar, and what you should really bring to a redneck picnic. Please remember to send in questions to Best questions will be "answered", worst questions will be berated.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Episode 001 - The Day No Pigs Would Shut Up Already

The inaugural episode of Jef Knows Nothing; featuring my dad, Jef, who really does know nothing and me, his daughter/millennial input/unpaid intern. In a brash and reckless demonstration to prove just how little he really does know, Jef answers a question from @aknightwithus on twitter, and then rambles on about some other stuff. Send your questions to And if it's good enough we'll answer it on the pod. If your question blows, well... you'll see where that goes.